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50 Things is a topic made in the Pointless Post Palace by Admiral Delmore. The 50 points listed were Delmore's views on things in general, and was updated to 75 Things later on. It was the topic that eventually got Delmore, SonicProject and even the moderator Trasher banned.

The 50 things

1. Sasuke-Dude isn't funny, and never will be.

2. iammario, same as above. Let it die, don't start bringing it back.

3. Tildes were not invented to be used after sentences to emphasize cuteness.

4. Ladybugs smell terrible, especially when you kill them.

5. SVH. What do people see in it still? It's been posted over a million times for a few years now, and it's just pure annoyance to see posts in the GC, Arts Board, or anywhere that are just " ". If old things like SVH are still funny, then lets start posting Numa Numa again.

6. Mechanical pencils need more graphite in them.

7. Snake is in SSB:B, but that doesn't mean your wildest fantasies are going to be in. ****ing face the facts, he's probably going to be one of three characters that are going to be in it from a non Nintendo series. Sonic is a possibility, but don't expect every Sonic character making it. Also, don't think every obscure Nintendo character is going to be in it. Link's Uncle? Dr. Wright? You have to be crazy to think they're going to be in it.

8. Stop quoting Family Guy so much. It is funny sometimes on TV, but it's never funny when people shout "IT'S GON' RAIN" all the time.

9. Don't pee in the shower. That's just gross.

10. Every time you say "---", his ban time is increased by an hour.

11. SMS2, what happened to it?

12. Stop giving Jon Heder the same role in every movie. What I mean by this is that he always plays a character who acts just like Napoleon Dynamite in every movie.

13. Mac commercials. Smug. Stop making them.

14. Comedy Central, stop airing bad movies like Joe Dirt.

15. AOL. Stop giving them money.

16. We need more Sonic Burgers. They're better then most fastfood.

17. Cartoon Network should start airing their old shows again, and just cancel all this new ****. Who actually watches Ben 10, HiHi PuffyAmiYumi, and Juniper Lee?

18. Snakes on a Plane better set a new record for sales on opening day.

19. Mind of Mencia has lasted way too long. It's not funny, and he reuses jokes in every episode.

20. Stella should be brought back. It had some off episodes, but some were great. Much better then a lot of the things on Comedy Central.

21. Jack Thompson. He's an idiot, and instead of just letting him fade away, we have to make a big deal about every little thing he does. Just ignore him.

22. 2D games are usually frowned upon simply because they aren't in three dimensions. That's just dumb.

23. Graphics really shouldn't be considered in game reviews unless they're truly horrible to look at. It's about how fun the games are, not how good they look.

24. Axe smells awful, and yet people use it all the time. Why?

25. Members on MFGG have to stop judging people by how well they can draw. The best artists are usually the members people like most. This isn't true with everyone, but it is in most cases.

26. If you spell things wrong a lot, use a spell checker before posting.

27. Try not to be so predictable, like when someone says not to do something and then you do it anyways thinking you're funny. Guess what, you're not.

28. McDonalds is disgusting, and yet people seem to prefer it over most other foods. It has no taste, it's terrible for you, and you have to wonder what the **** they put in it.

29. Otakus. If you like Japan so much, move there and shut up.

30. If you're fat and don't like it, lose weight. Stop blaming food industries for your weight when you're the one eating their food by choice.

31. There are way too many remakes out there. A few years ago we were getting movies like Dodgeball, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, and now we're just getting remakes of movies bad and good.

32. Gas prices are too high and people are too lazy.

33. Parents need to take better care of their kids. My neighbors let their kids play in the middle of the street, and they even urinate on people's trees instead of going inside to do it.

34. Stop making so many iPods. I finally got my first iPod, and they just keep making new ones to add two or three new features to.

35. Stop whining about snaking in Mario Kart DS taking no skill. If it takes no skill, then why can't you just do it back to the snakers and beat them?

36. Men shouldn't really be allowed to make abortions illegal. Men aren't the ones getting pregnant, so of course it's no sweat off their backs making it illegal.

37. Why is the president worrying about small things like abortion and gay rights when there's a ****ing war going on? That should be his only realy focus until we're out of there.

38. MMORPGs really shouldn't have monthly fees, mainly because they usually don't have anything going for them at all besides killing monsters over and over.

39. Barely anyone saw the first Garfield movie, so why make another?

40. MTV should change its name since it hasn't had music for years.

41. The Simpsons should just stop having new episodes already.

42. PETA really should just give up already. They haven't stopped anything, just caused destruction. Also, they really don't plan their protests out too well. If you throw a tomato and someone wearing a fur coat, they'll just go back into the store they came out of and buy another fur coat.

43. If you're an edit of a character, you're not original. It's as simple as that.

44. Thunder, nobody cares about the new Sonic games. Just stop.

45. Furries, you're human no matter what you do.

46. If you're banned, it's really stupid to register again to get around it. It's obvious you'll get caught, especially if you're dumb enough to give yourself a name like "DON'T BAN ME".

47. If you send someone a trojan, that doesn't mean you have "l33t hacking skillz", it just means you're an asshole.

48. Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word Doesn't Make You Look Smart.

49. If you want something done, do it yourself.

50. Use PMs if you need to ask someone something. Stop making topics about it.

The 25 extra things (Which made up "75 things")

51. Sasuke, you're not that cool or funny so stop acting like you're the most important thing in the world.

52. And people, stop thinking drawing him all the time and doing things for him will make him say nice things about you. It just makes him act even more egotistic about himself.

53. I don't think people should try to convert others to their religion. People should be allowed to believe what they want and not be judged differently for it.

54. If you post something you made on Newgrounds, don't tell people to vote 5 on it. They can vote on it however the want to, especially if it's horrible.

55. Fighting games deserve more respect.

56. Hilary Clinton - DO NOT run for president. Nobody wants you as president.

57. What inspired them to stop making Vanilla Coke and to start making Black Cherry Vanilla Coke? Do you honestly think that'd sell better?

58. If there is a Mario Party for the Wii, limit it to one and please include online play. That'd actually be really fun.

59. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny was a decent song, and the animation sucked ass. It was good the first time, and that was it.

60. Nobody wants jokes on their cellphones. Stop advertising that on TV.

61. If you don't want to spend money on a DS Lite, that's fine, but no that doesn't mean the original is better than it.

62. PSP has nothing good out for it.

63. Clayfighter 63 1/3 was actually a decent game.

64. Go see Snakes on a Plane on opening day.

65. Can people stop making FPSes based on WWII? Is originality dead?

66. Stop making polls about "which is better wii or ps3" when neither have even come out yet.

67. Powersliding in Mario Kart DS should be as hard as doing it in Mario Kart 64.

68. Adult Swim should just get its own TV channel. I'd much rather be watching Mr. T or Mission Hill than some bad show like Squirrel Boy.

69. Banning soda machines in schools won't get kids to lose weight. If the school actually had healthy food, that would get kids to lose weight.

70. Who actually eats Domino's? It's some of the worst pizza out there.

71. SonicProject, if you're going to give criticism to other people on their art, then take it on your own instead of just saying to every person that makes a negative comment "OH WELL I DISAGREE, I DID PRETTY GOOD".

72. Also stop starting so many arguements.

73. Klobber, those new smilies were seriously the bomb, and you should add them again.

74. Comedy Central should air Strangers with Candy more often.

75. O RLY? Yes, really. Now shut your filthy filthy little mouth, and don't you dare say pie.

None of these points resulted in arguements until SonicProject was brought up, who along with Delmore and Trasher, were banned because of the ordeal after the post. The topic was then locked for being "made only to get SonicProject angry", according to FanGuy.