Donkey Kong meets Mega Man
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Donkey Kong meets Megaman is a collective series of fanfictions made on June 16, 2006. It was created as a sub-forum in the Pointless Post Palace.
Current storyline status
Donkey Kong Meets Megaman Timeline
- Donkey Kong - Alive, resurrected by virus
- Mega Man - Merged into Colossus
- Fusion X - Merged with Moxus
- Captain Gorton - Alive, resurrected by virus
- Clone Gorton - Alive
- Omicron - Divided into Donkey Kong and Captain Gorton
- Salamandernator - Dead, killed by Mega Man
- Moxus - Merged with Fusion X
- Shaq - Mutated into Bizarro Shaq
- Colossus - Divided into Moxus and Mega Man
- Neo Amazon - Destroyed
- The Maw - Re-opened
- Heart of the World - Merged into Shaq
- Realm of the Holy Maiden - Disintegrated
- Denountox - Alive
- Ixion - Not created
Donkey Kong Jr. Meets Megaman X Timeline
- Megaman X- Alive
- Donkey Kong Jr-Alive
- Bizarro Shaq-Alive
Story
Part -1
A time bomb gets stuck into Donkey Kong's stomach because of a boating accident and 6 variations of electrical fires.
Part 1: They Meet
Once upon a time Mega Man was riding his bicycle when he ran into Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong raped Mega Man and they had babies. And then Donkey Kong got an anal disease and died then came back to life for no reason.
Part 2: Fusion X
20XX: The future was beginning. Donkey Kong was riding around town in his kickass hover surfboard that he bought from Toys R Us. The Mega Man/Donkey Kong child, now known as Fusion X, has taken over Earth. Only one person can save the day....Captain Gorton.
Part 3: Wrath of the Jumpmen
There is a disturbance in the atmosphere. First it rains men...resembling Donkey Kong's old rival, Jumpman! Then Fusion X's shattered spirit has caused the Earth's atmosphere to be filled with toxic acid.
Part 4: Judgement Day
With the detonation code activated, Captain Gorton has only minutes before the Neo Amazon causes nuclear winter across the entire planet.
Part 5 - In 3D
The clone descendent of Dr. Gorton travels into cyberspace to reunite a lost family. A mysterious villian returns... Meanwhile, the detonation has occured and the Neo Amazon has clouded the Earth in radioactivity. Gorton confronts Donkey Kong in the Neo Amazon Cyberpalace in an attempt to reclaim the sky.
Part 6: Special Edition
Donkey Kong died. After the destruction of the Neo Amazon, a large hole known as the Maw has opened in the Earth's surface. Clone Gorton and Gorton are chosen to fight to the center together in an attempt to reclaim Donkey Kong's soul. Clone Gorton develops a virus that is capable of re-animating the corpses of the dead. It's possible the virus could be used to ressurect Donkey Kong, but at what cost? And what will become of Clone Gorton?
Part 7: Director's Cut
Mega Man died.
Part 8: Revolutions
Captain Gorton and his clone have died after freeing the spirit of Fusion X from the Maw. The Maw has resealed, and peace has restored. The family that Gorton's clone reunited has returned from cyberspace with a vengeance. The resurrection virus has broken loose on Earth's surface and is causing its population to decay.
Part 9: All Monkeys and Robots Go To Heaven
With the resurrection of Donkey Kong and Gorton as a singular being, Omicron, the Maw has re-opened. Perhaps the secret to bringing back the Neo Amazon lies within. Omicron takes his hoverboard from years ago and descends... But when they get to Heaven, they discover that it's been taken over by the Salamandernator, a vicious mutated salamander capable of destroying the entire world with a secret weapon known only as the "Wheel of Punishment".
Part 10: Cube
Omicron hunts for the Nitrocubes, before The Salamandnernator does. The prophecy says that he who collects all of the nitro-cubes and wins the game will decide the fate of Neo Amazon for eternity.
Part 11: Descent into Madness
With Salamandernator killed by Mega Man in heaven, the Wheel of Punishment is at Mega Man's disposal. The two halves of Omicron have separated, but Gorton as uncovered the final Nitrocube. Neo Amazon has once again risen from the ground, and within lies the key to activating the Wheel of Punishment...
Part 12: The Freedom
After Gorton picks up all of the Nitrocubes, they form to reveal their true form: Moxus, the world-devouring computer program. He steals the Wheel of Punishment and begins to go to Risen Neo Amazon. Can Shaq and Gorton stop him before it's time? And why was Moxus sealed in the Nitrocubes? Moxus, now in possession of the Wheel of Punishment, merges with Mega Man to form the Colossus, a being of insurmountable power. The only thing it needs before it can activate the Wheel is the power of Shaq. However, Shaq has hidden his true power away deep in the heart of Risen Neo Amazon. Donkey Kong knows where it is hidden.
Part 13: Restoration
Fusion X re-opens the Maw so that the destroyed Wheel of Judgement can be thrown in. As Gorton begins to send it into the void along with the body of Moxus, Clone Gorton attacks him from behind, and they both fall into the Maw. Shaq decides it's time to use his true power and enters the Maw himself in search of Gorton. Mega Man watches from afar...
Part 14: Obscurity
Shaq travels through the maw in search of Captain Gorton. Through the maw he battles giant creatures known as the 'Martacks'. The Martacks are no match for Shaq so they go back into hiding. Megaman still watches the maw and finally sees someone coming out. Megaman is shocked by who he sees. Clone Gorton climbs out of the maw, and closes the maw as he laughs manically. Clone Gorton reaches into his pocket and pulls out the "Heart of the World." The episodes with the Martacks planning a new form of attack against Shaq, and eventually the surface world.
Part 15: The 15th of Parts
The Martacks are ready. After the most precise of measurement and planning, the Martacks launch their final assault. As Megaman and Clone Gorton do battle, the Martacks charge them. Clone Gorton and Megaman are forced to battle together in order to battle the oncoming forces. The situation looks grim; right before Megaman is about to be defeated, and loud buzzing explosion is heard. Everyone on the battlefield looks up to see Shaq, surrounded by an aura of light. After being locked in the maw, he discovered the legendary portal to the Realm of the Holy Maiden, and was blessed with the power of twenty suns. Most of the Martack forces are instantly vaporized. Clone Gorton once again pulls the Heart of the World out of his pocket, and grins at Shaq...
Part 16: Corruption
After his mutation into Bizarro Shaq by the Heart of the World, Shaq has trapped Donkey Kong, Mega Man, Gorton, and Clone Gorton have been trapped within the Forever Walls in the Realm of the Holy Maiden. The spirit of Fusion X has been merged into the body of Moxus, who has discovered another Nitrocube within the Maw. Only the Heart of Neo Amazon can unlock what remains in the final Nitrocube...
Part 17: Tribulation
After a struggle trying to free themselves from the Walls of the Holy Maiden, our heroes are greeted with an unexpected visit: It's Denountox, one of the five Grand Monarchs of the Realm of the Holy Maiden. Angered that his legendary Wheel of Punishment destroyed and cast away, he vowed vengence upon Risen Neo Amazon and announced his intent to scorch the word into cinders. Can our heroes stop Denountox before that day comes, and what about Moxus? Will he unlock the hidden Nitrocube? And what of the other four Grand Monarchs?
Part 18: Fade to Black
The destruction of the Neo Amazon and the unlocking of the Final Nitrosphere have had far-reaching consequences. The Maw has begun to expand, and Realm of the Holy Maiden has disintegrated, letting loose all five of the Grand Monarchs. Bizzaro Shaq has created a plan with Gorton and Clone Gorton to sacrifice Donkey Kong and Mega Man in an attempt to create Ixion, the Paradise Continent. The only thing needed is the Soul Energy of Moxus needed to re-create the Wheel of Punishment. But first, Fusion X must be separated with the power of Cyberspace...
Part 19: The Thirteenth Hour
As Gorton and Clone Gorton hunt for Fusion X, Moxus, true to his title, devoured what little shreads were left of Neo Amazon. But his hunger was not satisfied. With the Maw opening wider every hour, Donkey Kong and Mega Man know their hour of need approaches with every heartbeat. Will Ixion form in time to lay a foundation for a new paradise? What happens when the Wheel is finally in operating order? Will Denountox obtain his weapon and destroy what last hope is left in building Ixion? And the Holy Maiden isn't too happy about having her realm disintigrated...
Donkey Kong Jr. meets Megaman X
Megaman X from the Future finds unspecting Donkey Kong Jr in a tree and rescues him. They become best friends. Megaman X takes Donkey Kong Jr into the future. Megaman X shows Donkey Kong Jr. the future after the Wheel of Punishment is activated by Bizarro Shaq. The world has become a wasteland, and blood runs through what were once rivers.
Animated Series
There is also an animated series. The series takes place somewhere in the plot of Part 1, telling a more indepth story of the love relationship between Megaman and Donkey Kong, and their antics. The stories in the animated series are more heartwarming, and teaches morals, as opposed to the dark plot of the majority of the normal "Donkey Kong meets Mega Man" canon. Most episodes feature guest stars.
Episode 1: They Meet
Retelling the prologue of Part 1.
Episode 3: The Clip-Show
Donkey Kong and Mega Man reflect on the events of the past two episodes.
Episode 5: Monkey Love
After Megaman finds Donkey Kong in another ape's arms. Megaman must fight in an all out brawl with The new Ape and his siblings and prove once again his love for Donkey Kong.
Episode 7: Working Girl
When Donkey Kong is fired from the barrel factory, he finds work as a call girl. Things get ugly when Mega Man discovers what Kong has been up to. Guest starring Peach as Cinnamon.
Episode 10: Booze and Looze
When Donkey Kong drives drunk and crashes Jumpman's car into an orphan, he learns the dangers of driving while intoxicated. Meanwhile, Mega Man's buddy Flash Man visits, with sexy results. Guest starring Quick Man as the orphan.
Episode 13: Regret
When Mega Man buys Donkey Kong a kitten, Donkey Kong learns the hard way that not all creatures are as strong as him. Guest starring Ludacris as the kitten.
Episode 15: Paternity (Part 1)
When Donkey Kong discovers he is pregnant, he begins to wonder if Mega Man is really the father. Guest starring television's Craig T. Nelson as the fetus.
Episode 16: Paternity (Part 2)
When Donkey Kong discovers the true father of his unborn child, he must decide whether or not to have the baby. Guest starring Ice-T as the fetus.
Episode 17: Paternity (Part 3)
When Donkey Kong reveals to Mega Man that he isn't the father of his child, Mega Man leaves the house and doesn't return for several days. Meanwhile, Donkey Kong finally makes a decision about whether he is fit for motherhood. Guest starring Judy Dench as the fetus.
Episode 21: Reconcile
Donkey Kong must realize resposibility is for all people, big or small. Guest appearance by Shaq!
Episode 23: Cubed DK
Donkey Kong wakes up to find himself in a cube shaped room with doors on each face. He continues through these doors to find the exact same room with slight changes and traps. After a few rooms he finds solid snake also wondering how he got here. They team up and face the traps of the cube together to find a way out. Eventually him and snake workout a forumla how to get out of the cube using the right doors but then snake gets eaten by a giant cockroach in one of the rooms. When Donkey Kong finally gets out of the cube nightmare he wakes up next to megaman in bed and it turns out it was a dream caused by a new sexual position called "cube" by megaman last night which he learned from a shadowy character in the streets of gotham. Donkey Kong decides to try the "cube" on megaman for playful revenge. Episode ends with megaman waking up in the cube next to snake's corpse.
Episode 24: "M I S S I N G"
Donkey Kong and Megaman take a plane to a caribian island for a vacation. Things start to go wrong when the plane gets struck by lightning and is sent into the ocean. DK & Megaman both drift onto a mysterious island and must find a way to survive intil they can formulate a plan to escape.
Episode 25: "F O U N D"
Donkey Kong and Megaman encounter natives on the island and their tribal leader. Megaman must face a challenge to become one of them and learn the secret of escaping the island. Hilarity ensues when Donkey Kong spies one of the natives hitting on Megaman. Guess starring Terry O'Quinn as the Tribal leader. These two episode are said to be spoofs of LOST.
Episode 27: Racism
When Mega Man begins to experiment with neo-Nazism, Donkey Kong must explain to him the dangers of racism. Guest starring Vanilla Ice as Adolf Hitler's ghost.
Episode 29: Color TV
Fed up with Donkey Kong's bragging, Megaman steals his new color TV, and frames the Friendly Mailman, the role of which is played by George Clooney. After a hilarity of confusion, the Friendly Mailman teaches Donkey Kong and Megaman about the sin of both stealing and bragging, and how to get along better with both eachother and themselves.
Episode 30: The Necronomicon
Mega Man steals Kamek's Necronomicon and begins resurrecting the dead, but stops when he realizes the dangers zombies pose to society. Guest appearance by Ludacris as the reanimated corpse of Donkey Kong's kitten.
Episode 32: A Very Donkey Kong Meets Mega Man Christmas
Donkey Kong teaches Mega Man that there is more to Christmas than just receiving gifts when he takes him to visit a hospital for ugly, homeless children with terminal illnesses. Hilarity insues. Guest appearance by Jesus.
Episode 33: Barrel Run
When Team Star Fox lands on Donkey Kong and Mega Man's planet to investigate Star Wolf's trail, Donkey Kong hides behind objects much smaller than himself and throws barrels at Fox McCloud! Can Fox run and jump longer than Donkey Kong can throw barrels? And who is that mysterious portly, handsome, mustached man running towards the cliff above Donkey Kong's head? Is this the end for Donkey Kong, or will Mega Man's trusty Love Buster save the day?!
Episode 38: The Dangers of MySpace
When Bowser, Jr., discovers that the 15-year-old girl he's been talking to on the Internet is actually a 40-year-old male sex offender, Mega Man and Donkey Kong explain to him the dangers of giving out information online. Due to a contract dispute, the part of Donkey Kong is played by Denis Leary for this episode.
Episode 39: Terror on the High Sea
When the cruise ship they're on is suddenly overtaken by terrorists, it's up to Donkey Kong and Mega Man to save the day. They are shocked to discover that a certain gray-haired mad scientist from Mega Man's past is behind the attack. Due to a contract dispute, the part of Donkey Kong is played by Steven Hawking for this episode.
Episode 40: The Terrible Truth Behind the Kissing Booth
Donkey Kong discovers the real reason the "woman" at the State Fair kissing booth has a mustache. Guest appearance by Hulk Hogan as Jumpman. Due to a contract dispute, the part of Donkey Kong is played by Bea Arthur for this episode.
Episode 47: Donkey Bong
Donkey Kong experiments with marijuana. Nothing bad happens, and he has a pretty good time. Guest starring Samuel L. Jackson as Loud Pothead #1.
Episode 53: Skinny Enough?
Donkey Kong was nominated for the fashion show! But Megaman asks him to go on a diet. However, Donkey Kong takes this seriously, and starts vomiting excessively after meals...and soon finds out that the director of the show is an old enemy...with a mustache. Guest starring Elton John as Jumpman.
Episode 64: Prejudice
Megaman and Donkey Kong go out to a restaurant for their first real date. Megaman orders spaghetti, and goes to the restroom. Megaman gets robbed by a female robber when he tries to wash his hands! He comes back only to find out a young girl stole his spaghetti! But the girl offers to share the spaghetti, and Megaman learns the hard way that it was all a mistake...Guest appearance of Amanda Lepore by the young girl
Episode 66: To Hell and Back
Donkey Kong finds a Satan worshipper on the streets and learns the ways of the devil. Megaman finds this out and it's up to him to travel to hell and bring his beloved DK back to Earth. Both learn a lesson on respecting others culture and religion. Due to the graphic violence and obscenity at the end, this episode was later cancelled after one airing, but made a reappearance in the Donkey Kong meets Megaman: The Animated Series DVD box set. There was another Episode 66 made called " Jumpin' Up and Down" which was meant as a prequel to episode 67 "The Ultimate Team"
Episode 67: The Ultimate Team
Dr. Wily and Jumpman team up to finally take out Donkey Kong and Mega Man once and for all. Meanwhile, after an awkward event in the gym locker room, Link must face his true sexuality. Guest starring Ganondorf as Coach Ganondorf.
Episode 69: Robot Sex?
Mega Man becomes saddened that he is incapable of sexual acts, but cheers up when Professor Gadd teaches him the dangers of unprotected sex. Guest appearance by Michael Jackson as Professor Gadd.
Episode 87: Black to the Future
When Dr. Light experiments with a time travel machine, Donkey and Megaman get sent to the future, where the world is inhabited by Ninji, under command of Sigma. Guest starring Jack Nicholson as Sigma.
Episode 88: It's Zero!
After suffering a horrible defeat at the hands of Sigma and his Ninji army, Megaman and Donkey Kong meet up with Zero, who tells them the weakness of the Ninji and trains them to use such powers. Guest starring Adam West as Zero.
Episode 89: Revenge of the Kong
After being trained to use powers, DK, Megaman, and Zero all go out and destroy all of Sigma's Ninji. But then, Sigma incapacitates Zero and Megaman, leaving DK to face off with a powered-up Sigma. Musical Scores by John Williams.
Episode 90: WTF?!
After DK Defeated Sigma, Thousands more Sigma clones popped up and DK picked up Megaman and Zero and ran. After this, Dr. Light opens up a hole in space/time and brings the three back, and leaving Zero in their dimension...forever.
Episode 91: Zero's Choice
After realizing he got sent to the past, Zero leaves the gang to shape his own story, but Megaman finds that Zero left his wallet. Hilarity ensues as Megaman and Donkey Kong search the world for Zero to give him back his Wallet.
Episode 92: Obligatory "They Start a Band" Episode
Donkey Kong and Megaman find out their true talents in playing the guitar and drums respectively. They call their friends and start playing in Megaman's garage. After a while, their talent gets recognized by an executive on the music industry who happens to be walking on the street of a suburban neighborhood. Hilarity ensues as Megaman and Donkey get in a fight as to who the "real star" of the show is. Guest starring Dick Clark on bass, and Donald Trump on keyboard.
Episode 123: "C" is for censorship!
Donkey Kong and Megaman get an offer as characters in a television show! But what they don't know is that it's a kids learning show. Donkey Kong and Megaman must learn the hard way that there is a difference between an "M" rating and a "G" rating and how to read the fine print on contracts. Hilarity ensues when Megaman mistakes one of the puppets for a robot master. Guest staring Big Bird as Beat, Elmo as Eddie, and Will Ferrell as the notorious director.
Episode 126: Megemon
A hit new fad envelops Donkey Kong into buying all their merchandising, such as games, cards, blankets, and toilet seat covers.Megaman frowns on this and tries to teach Donkey Kong that Megemon is the work of Satan. Guest starring Elizabeth Montgomery as the card shop owner.
Episode 289: Dirty Dognappers
Donkey Kong decides to get a dog as a present to Megaman, but it turns out he is illergic to dogs! Hilarity ensues when 3 dognappers try to steal it in the midst of his sickness. Guest starring The Taco Bell dog.
Episode 599: Jumping Jahosafats
Donkey Kong and Megaman discover themselves in the desert with no food and water. They must use their keen survivor skills to survive the harsh desert. Guest apperance by Jabber Jaw and the Sundance Kids.
Episode 1337: The Contest
Donkey Kong and Mega Man hold a contest to see who can go the longest without "Doing the Booty Boogey". Featuring Larry the Cable Guy as Rush.
Episode 1421: Starring A Buggy Idiot
Donkey Kong and Mega Man find a down out of luck hobo named Stanley The Bugman, and help him change his last name to Stevenson, while accidentaly beating him in the process.
Episode 1565: Vacation!
Donkey Kong, Mega Man, and their allies take a trip to Disney World and enjoy all of the landmarks and rides there, while taking a break from their world-saving duties. This episode was considered by many fans to be the point where the show jumped the shark.
Live-action Movie
When the world is about to collapse in on itself. Its up to Megaman and Donkey Kong to travel to the center of the earth and stop the earth from being destroyed. They discover that at the center of the earth is none other than the Evil Captain Nemo Jr himself. Captain Nemo manages to reprogram Megaman when he wasnt looking. Megaman and Donkey Kong fight in a 30 minuite long fight scene, until Donkey Kong comes out victorious by ,sadly, ripping out Megaman's mainframe. Megaman's 10 minuite long death speach is a heart wrenching tale of the rise and fall of himself. Donkey Kong driven with anger of the death of his loved one, rips off Evil Captain Nemo Jr's head in one swoop. He manages to find the machine thats causing the world to collapse and destroys it. Donkey Kong mournes over the death of his beloved megaman, but this moment is shortly ruined when the anti-climatic ending shows Donkey Kong with a new loved one named Tony Danza where they already have 3 kids playing baseball. While Megaman's head and chest are made into a coffee table. The movie is not considered canonical by the fans.
Anime-Donkey Kong Meets Megaman: The Prequel
Combining both parts -1 and -2 and removing the tragic deaths of both Megaman and Donkey Kong. Director Hideo Kojima has released the special anniversary edition of Donkey Kong meets Megaman the Prequel. After the contrevoursey the film had when both Donkey Kong and Megaman fall into a pit of lava, and destroy the fabric of time, Hideo thought it would be best to change the ending of the movie to fit the classic romance tale that the original series was.
Donkey Kong Meets Megaman the prequel stars Little Donkey Kong as he learns the ways of the jungle with his elephant and ape friends. He learns that cheetahs dont make the best of friends when one kills his mother. Donkey Kong trains to be the greatest fighter in the world and finally gets revenge on the cheetah. Until Animal Rights activists show up and take Donkey Kong away for killing innocent animals.
Megaman, who was just built, has to stop Dr. Wily from unleashing his evil intention, the Instrumentality Project. Megaman fights Dr. Wily in his giant mech in an epic 10 minute action fight scene involving rocket launchers made from nerf and super soakers. The Instrumentality project is destroyed. After Megaman leaves Dr. Wily's dead carcas in the streets of New york, he hears of a lone ape trapped in the Peta building. Megaman rushes in to save the lone ape.
After brutally killing everyone in the Peta building. Megaman releases the apes, but doesnt release the other animals (they probably die in the next week or so). Megaman sets the Donkey Kong free in New York and tells him to go to Brooklyn where he would probably be welcome there at a local construction site.
Manga
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Diddy Kong meets Beat & Eddie
DK and Mega Man introduce these three to each to keep them from annoying each other. They instantly bond and have CUH-RAAAAAZY adventures all whilst stopping the combined evil forces of King K. Rool and Klubba! But due to Auto's death at the end of the first episode, the spin-off was then cancelled due to low ratings, even though all other episodes were finished.
(Eddie was originally to be played by Grizzly Adams but instead was played by Robert Hayes for budget purposes)
